Monday, June 29, 2009
Monday 6/29
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Michael!!!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Saturday 6/27 - Recovery
Friday, June 26, 2009
Friday 6/26
Thursday, June 25, 2009
GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLL
Goal setting is the backbone of a well planned fitness regimen. It is impossible to devise a formulaic and progressive plan of attack if you have no goals, whether they be immediate or long term. I want to put you through this exercise, don’t worry, it’s not an actual workout. List five goals for the summer. It helps if you are specific. For instance, making a goal to be healthier is so vague that you won’t ever know when you’ve reached it. If you need help I’ve listed mine below:
Snatch 250#
Clean and Jerk 315#
Box Jump 60”
100 Consecutive Double Unders
Get at least six hours of sleep per night
You see, those were specific. Instead of saying things like get stronger, jump higher or sleep more I put out numerical values that can be checked off the list. Granted, none of these things are easy. I’m still seven and twenty pounds away from the Snatch and C&J weights respectively and about 8” away from the box jump, but they are certainly within reach but not so easy as I’ll be able to get them next week.
Goals are a great way to motivate yourself to do better and be better. What’s also fantastic is that you can apply this exercise to other places in your life other than fitness. For instance you can a) save enough money for the wedding next summer (check), create a business model for your own business (still working on), take your fiancée on a vacation (Timberlock?), read three+ books…
This can be a very therapeutic exercise and once pen is put to paper hold yourself accountable. Do something towards your goals every day. Even by taking baby steps you are putting yourself in a position to be better than you were yesterday which is what life is all about.
Please write goals (summer, yearly, lifelong...) in comments.
WoD:
Clean and Jerk 10x1+2 @ 235#
Pullups - 50 - 1:32
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
No Child Left Behind
I hate No Child Left Behind. That was edgy. I realize that saying something like that isn’t breaking ground but NCLB is killing our kids.
Schools require federal funding; this is no secret but because of this law passed during the Bush administration schools are forced to take standardized tests that determine their funding. However, the government, in my opinion, got it all backwards and “rewarded” schools for doing well on the tests and “disciplined” schools for doing poorly by giving out fewer dollars. The problem is that all of the schools that perform well on the tests are wealthy and doesn’t need the extra funding whereas the schools that perform poorly are from poorer regions, such as rural and urban areas where government funding is necessary to keep the schools open. For instance, Swanton, VT, a small rural town only six miles from Canada has very few people living above the poverty line. The school has an incredibly high teacher/administrative turnover. The school, for various reasons including parent involvement and predetermination as well as a whole host of other socio-economic afflictions has scored low on the standardized tests that determine government funding. Each year, the school receives less and less federal aid forcing teachers to either take pay-cuts or lose their jobs which creates larger classroom sizes while at the same time not being able to afford new books, equipment or the like. The problem becomes cyclical as every year the quality of education dissipates because the school has a hard time recruiting good teachers despite the fact that UVM has one of the most progressive Colleges of Education in the country.
The reason that I bring this up in this forum is because this is really hurting physical education programs across the country (as well as music programs which are near and dear to my heart). Administrators see PE teachers as expendable given that they are not nationally tested nor is funding determined by how many healthy bodies are in the school. The Presidential Fitness Test has some legs (although it is an incomplete gauge of fitness) but no teeth as nothing is gained or lost by schools based on performance. With PE being dropped entirely in some school districts kids, along with schools serving unhealthy lunches, children are not only getting poor educations but are being lined up for a whole onslaught of medical conditions with the real possibility of an early grave. Through a roundabout way, No Child Left Behind is killing children. Awesome.
Solution: Get rid of the reward/discipline system that is at the base of NCLB. I believe that testing is an important and necessary way of valuing a school but they should be used for educational purposes, for instance, seeing what needs to be improved throughout the school, where teachers are successful or are lacking and how the geographic areas fared. With this, along with equal federal funding, schools should be able to keep PE in the schedule, as well as music, art, shop... It is proven that kids who perform exercise (and music) daily are, across the board, better students than their sedentary counterparts. It should be mandatory for students to take PE daily in elementary school as well as middle school. In high school, based on Varsity sport status, gym could be optional during that season and replaced with Study Hall during the season of that sport.
It becomes vital that schools higher quality PE teachers. I firmly believe that teachers are there because they have a genuine care for the students that pass through their classes. PE teachers are no different but they ought to be doing more than setting up two goals, throwing some pinnies out and telling kids “remember, a girl has to touch the ball before you score.” They should give out nutrition advice and teach students how to live a long and healthy life. They are, after all, Physical Educators.
If anybody wants to get me wound up we can discuss the current tenure system. Below is a sample schedule that I believe any public school could support and be successful with.
Day 1-4 Time | Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5 Time | Day 5 |
8:00-8:55 | English (3) | Spanish(1) | Spanish (1) | Spanish (1) | 8-8:43 | Spanish (1) |
9-9:55 | History (4) | Study Hall(2) | Study Hall(2) | Study Hall(2) | 8:48-9:31 | Study Hall (2) |
10-10:55 | Gym (5) | Gym (5) | English (3) | English (3) | 9:36-10:19 | English (3) |
10:55-12 | Lunch | Lunch | Lunch | Lunch | 10:24-11:07 | History (4) |
12-12:55 | Band (6) | Band (6) | History (4) | History (4) | 11:07-11:40 | Lunch |
1-1:55 | Math (7) | Math (7) | Math (7) | Gym (5) | 11:45-12:28 | Gym (5) |
2-2:55 | Science (8) | Science (8) | Science (8) | Band (6) | 12:33-1:16 | Band (6) |
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Listen to Me
Apparently I’ve lost some credibility. Between the copious amounts of food that I eat plus the bad rap that fats and red meat get (Fuck you whole grains) people looking for advice have stopped coming to me for fat loss/fitness advice. This used to not be the case even if I really had no idea how I actually did it. When I was at a buck and three quarters soaking wet I was asked how to stay lean and I could always respond by saying something along the lines of, “I eat quality proteins and veggies with good fats mixed in” forgetting the 4-6 hours pg pool time each day. I was trusted and believed in because of my skinniness (read: scrawny). However, the amount of food I eat and the fact that I have a hard time gaining weight has been misconstrued, by some, as awesome genetics and that I can’t be a resource on healthy eating. Bollocks
I must have been asleep because the formula seems to have changed in the minds of the non-enlightened. This is bad because the nutritional problem always has the same solution. Given the goal, whether it is weight loss or weight gain, the answer is always “eat quality proteins and veggies with good fats mixed in.” The question, dependant on the variable (lose weight, gain weight, athletic progress), is the quantity. A person trying to gain weight should eat the same foods and food quality as somebody trying to lose 10 pounds for beach season, however in different quantities. I don’t expect the girl who sits next to me at work to eat a half dozen eggs for breakfast every morning but when I hear her say that all she’s having for breakfast is a South Beach Bar and an apple for lunch I shudder. I know it’s not my place to jump in and scold (read: gently suggest) that she should eat some more meat or that she should learn to squat and dead lift because it’s her prerogative to hop on the elliptical for a couple hours and at least she’s decided to exercise (she doesn’t need to lose pounds, btw) which is more than most people ever do. But the fact that there is so much false information floating around is a crime. It’s a shame. Thankfully I’m getting big enough that people stop asking me for advice on being skinny (although that was never the goal, just the result) but they really ought to.
Measuring Weightlifting Performance
WoD
2-pos Snatch - 10 sets at 195
MetCon (from CFFB)
Complete 5 burpees and perform max rep 135 lbsthrusters on the minute.
The goal is to complete 25 total thrusters.
*At the beginning of every minute perform 5 burpees, for the rest of the minute perform as many thrusters as you can during that minute. At the beginning of the next minute perform 5 burpees and then max rep thrusters and so on until you reach 25 total thrusters
5 minutes
Monday, June 22, 2009
Monday 6/22
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Saturday 6/20
Friday, June 19, 2009
Friday 6/19
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Thursday 6/18
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Ouch
I am a success in and around the pool. Sounds cocky, but it’s true. I feel most comfortable, ironically, in a Speedo with my Swedes digging into my eye sockets. I am good at swimming. I am good at coaching swimming. I’ve had swimmers take themselves further than their natural ability should have. Swimming is a sport, unlike any that I’ve played, that makes the most sense to me. It’s a sport where nothing but your own hard work determines success. I wish that I had realized this earlier. I wish that I had known early on what hard work was, what it feels like and where it can take you. Swimming is why I could go to college loan free, why I got to travel around the country and how I found my fiancée. I got to swim in the fastest swim meet in the world, twice. I got to practice with the best that ever was, is and will be.
Unfortunately, I never knew what it meant to work hard in the water. Swimming has always came natural to me. I was born with short legs, a long torso, long arms and big feet. More or less, I was built to swim. These are the facts.
Also a fact, Crossfit, and more so, Olympic weightlifting has taught me what it means to work hard. To struggle with things that I was never meant to be good at. I wasn’t born to be strong. I was born with fast-twitch muscles, true, but they are best used to propel myself through the water, not a weight over my head.
For these reasons, I am getting back in the pool. I don’t know what’s going to come of it. What could start as a casual 5,000 a couple times a week could turn into serious practices, joining a team and pushing my ass off to make it to OT’s in 2012; hopefully in different events as I am way too old to swim the 200fly.
I certainly won’t give up the heavy lifting though as I feel that my being a more complete athlete, meaning stronger, would transfer well into my swimming. If I can work my schedule around these issues, I plan on following the Mikes Gym website 4-5 days a week (maybe filling in some months with CFFB or even the Main Page) in the mornings and swimming in the afternoons. There is a oly-lift competition in Rhode Island this summer that Watertown Sue informed me about that I am really looking forward to competing in.
I know that I can’t go the distance like I used to (don’t ever expect a good 1500 out of me) but I feel like I can still bring it in the sprints a la Dara Torres. Anyway, I have a promise to keep to Oh Mary about giving it one more try.
The only obstacle is becoming a resident of Cheshire so that I can go swimming.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Oxidative
As the title of my blog might suggest; I don’t do cardio. I just don’t. I spent years of my life dedicated to being fit in the oxidative pathway. I spent hours upon hours staring at a black line, controlling my breathing and paying attention to pacing. I swam. I swam competitively and very well for many years coming within two seconds of Olympic Trials Finals in the 200 butterfly.
As some might understand, I grew tired of being skinny (ladies, trust me, you look better with a little meat, e.g. Jocelyn Forrest). This is why I’ve turned to strength training. It appeals to me as it is something vastly different to what I spent my life doing, something that got me into college and something that I was reasonably good at. Granted, I was a sprinter more than anything (the 200fly being the exception, I could just suffer longer than others) but I trained long and hard.
But that’s gone. My aerobic capacity is null. And while I don’t regret any part of my training I am becoming a certain type of athlete. I have pigeon holed myself, again, into being good at one thing and one thing only. Hopefully I can include some different modes of training that would help me become the broad general athlete that I know I can be and that Crossfit encourages.
WoD:
Snatch - 3{1@185, 195, 200}
Sn Pull - 2x3 @ 235#
SnDL - 3@255#, 2x2 @ 275#
OHSitups
Back Ext. 3x10
Sprint 8x100m @1:00 - held :15. I used to do this set swimming and have no problems. Wow.
Monday, June 15, 2009
It's Huge

I’m starting week 3 of my weight gain expedition/experiment and so far I believe that it’s working pretty well. I’ve gained somewhere between 4-7 pounds based on what I believe my weight was at the outset and I have an idea as to how this feels. You know, the whole gorging myself thing. I’ve been holding strong at what I figure to be roughly 5,000 calories (thank you whole milk) with the majority of my grams coming from protein and calories from fat. One thing that I have noticed with this experiment is the rate at which I recover. I’ve always claimed to recover quickly from workouts (except for lunges, damn you lunges) but this has been nothing short of awesome. The 10x3 squat escapades under normal circumstances would leave me with absolutely no desire to get back to the gym and strap on my shoes but I feel as if the next day I could do it again, with more weight… faster.
This is also coinciding with what I feel is increased strength. We all know thanks to high school physics that more mass moves more mass. However, and I’ll be the first to admit this, that Clean and Jerking 250 for five singles was, not too long ago, very tiresome but even during the course of the workout, the weight seemed to find its way more easily onto my shoulders and I didn’t seem to tire.
What makes this even more fantastic is that my gym buddy Jackie just returned from the Crossfit Nutrition Certification with Robb Wolf who speaks, at length, on food for recovery and performance. I’m hoping that she took excellent notes (she is a teacher after all) that I can dive into. (I learned after writing this that a packet is given out, shwing!) I believe that this will supplement my first hand experience with eating paleo + dairy in terms of lifting more weight and putting more on while continuing to do it on a daily and weekly basis.
Monday 6/15
Back Squat 10x3 @ 295#
Push Press 5x5 - worked up to 195#
100 Crunches
Rev. Back Ext. 3x10
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Sunday Thoughts and Links
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Saturday 6/13
Friday, June 12, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Thursday 6/11
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Wednesday 6/10
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Calculations
Monday, June 8, 2009
Monday 6/8
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Sunday Post
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Saturday 6/6
Friday, June 5, 2009
Whoopsiedaisy
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Thursday 6/4
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Food
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Tues 6/2

Real Man of Genius
If you squat correctly, those same fucked-up things
will unfuck themselves."
Monday, June 1, 2009
Monday 6/1
